Aristophanes Didn't Fly The Friendly Skies

What is all this fuss, that flying is a must
like an Eagle in the sky,
I can only ask, why?

an airfoil is good if functions like it should
but what if it springs a leak?
You'll sink to miserable streets.

Blame it on the speech of a once illustrious Greek
who said cloud life is better,
but knew nothing of jet setters

or how one gets unraveled when on airlines one travels.
The word "Coach" he never heard
'cause if he did, he'd think twice about
flying like a bird.